Poetry for Neanderthals
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Number of Players: 2+
Playing Time: 15 Minutes
Recommended Ages: 7+
A card game from the creators of Exploding Kittens.
Poetry for Neanderthals is a family-friendly party game similar to Taboo where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that the "Neanderthal Poets" are only allowed to use single syllable words. If they use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to bop them with a 2-foot inflatable club. The team with the most points wins!
- Includes instruction manual, 200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards, Grok's poetry journal cards and 1 inflatable club.
- Cards are double-sided totaling 400 clues for maximum re-playability!
- Hilarious illustrations by Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal